Mega Smarties Lolly
It’s more or less just a giant Smarties candy on a stick. Crumbles in your mouth after sucking on it for a while.
La Vaquita
Weird foreign lollipop I found at the candy store at Tyson’s Corner’s. Softer and more pliable than I was expecting. Exactly like the Slap Stix, only without the nougat swirl.
Slap Stix Caramel Pop
A rather bland sort of caramel swirled with what is allegedly vanilla, cherry, and banana nougat, although I couldn’t taste any of those flavors. Much softer than I was expecting and a lot less flavorful. I’m being quite generous with that second star.
Halloween Unicorn Pop
I’m not much of a fan of the unicorn shape, but at least this one was small in comparison to the giant ones you usually find that are nearly impossible to consume without setting off your gag reflex and/or sustaining injury. Can’t quite place the flavor; was hoping for candy corn. Cheap grape, perhaps?
Sugar Daddy
Not so much a lollipop as caramel on a stick. And it isn’t the sort of caramel you’d want to chew, either–far better to let it melt in your mouth. The texture is flimsy and sticky, which isn’t exactly what I look for in a lollipop. Nevertheless, it’s good caramel.
Banana Split
Bananas and cream, swirled with another flavor which tastes suspiciously like fruit punch.
Mint Chocolate Chip
More mint than chocolate;
reminds me of a giant starlight mint.
Orange Cream
Strangely enough, the orange is cream
flavored and the white is orange.
Rainbow Sherbert
This flavor was the tastiest by far. I would have given it four stars if not for the awkward shape.
The Lollipop Lady 